About This Game Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:- It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.- - - - - -- - -- - - - - -- - -- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.-- - - -- The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging.-- - - -- You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.-- - - - - - You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.-- - - -- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.-- - ----- ---- - - - - - -- --- - - - -Thank you for your engagement.-------*******//////////**********------------##########////////-----------ADDITIONAL INFO:- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio). 7aa9394dea Title: Cheap GolfGenre: Action, Indie, SportsDeveloper:PixeljamPublisher:PixeljamRelease Date: 5 Nov, 2018 Cheap Golf Download Licence Key cheap golf vacations. cheap golf resorts. cheap golf membership sydney. cheap golf cart batteries. cheap golf maui. cheap golf 5 for sale in gauteng gumtree. cheap golf naples fl. cheap golf at machrihanish. cheap golf essex. cheap golf wedges. cheap golf jackets uk. cheap golf carts under 200. cheap golf near me. cheap golf victoria. cheap golf iron sets. cheap golf shoes. cheap gold jewelry. cheap golf 3 for sale in nigeria. cheap golf breaks uk. cheap golf in macon georgia. cheap golf 5 gti for sale in durban. cheap golf t shirts. cheap golf velocity. cheap yamaha golf cart parts. cheap golf pants. cheap golf 7 gti in durban. cheap golf la quinta. cheap golf ball markers. cheap golf pcp. cheap golf t shirts. cheap golf alignment sticks. cheap golf 32092. cheap golf umbrellas. cheap golf around me. cheap golf 3 in gauteng. cheap golf kit It's cheap and also it's golf. Does what it says in the title.Some levels are a bit infuriating, it is a bit hard to aim the boop when trying to fling it, but the other stuff is pretty good so far.. pretty coool. This is the game I have waited over 40 years for.... LOVE IT. It is my current productivity killer. - Lots of good old fashion simple fun.- Good difficulty progression .- Doesn't take itself to seriously. The AI bot provides a bit of comendy without being over bearing.- Clever level design with lots of variety- Fun theme.I am constantly on the look out for these types of games.Highly recommended.. I'm not sure what I expected.. Come for the cheap golf. Stay for the sensible chuckles.. PROS:+ Really fun and simplistic but challenging gameplay+ Really charming and interesting story given the minimalistic style+ Content is well worth the price + Progression! The game introduces new mechanics over time to keep levels from feeling stale+ SUSAN let me in on a little secret... no telling!CONS:- Controls feel a bit unpredictable sometimes- Music can be a bit painful, it would be nice to have an option to adjust music/sound seperately- Score is a little buggyVerdict:Cheap Golf is well worth the small price the develop-- ahem, SUSAN, is offering it for. It's a hybrid between a mini-golf/puzzle/reflex game, so I'd recommend you are in to at least one of these genres, but I think most people would enjoy playing this. It's challenging but fair, and a lot of fun. 8/10EDIT:In response to the developer, certain levels would have par scores of 0 (despite the actual level displaying something different). Certain levels also didn't properly calculate turns (I don't remember the exact name, but there was one with bumpers I did with one shot multiple times and it always said it took me two hits).. This was such a great two-hour experience. I <3 you SUSAN Camera Hotfix - Version 1.0.4 Live: We just uploaded a new version (1.0.4) that addresses zooming/camera issues in 1.0.3 when dragging the flinger outside of the play area. It should work much smoother now.-Miles @ Pixeljam. -Linux Beta Of The Full Release Is Ready-: Hello Linux Users,We finally have an updated Linux build that brings us up to parity with the Windows and Mac versions.The full release candidate, 1.0.95, is ready to test and can be found on the BETA branch.If you have any feedback about it, leave a comment here or email me at miles@pixeljam.com.Thanks for the patience!-Miles @ Pixeljam. Quick update - level balancing & upcoming tweaks: Hello all,Today we uploaded a quick adjustment to the difficulty of a few levels in the game (specifically WAT and QWEST), in an attempt to smooth out the difficulty spikes. The spikes are intentional and part of the story, but some levels are still a bit too spiky and can tend to be more frustrating than challenging.We would rather people see the end of Episode 1 than rage quit, so if there are any levels that drive you nuts, give us feedback in the forums!Coming very soon:- Some smaller sets of levels to keep you occupied and entertained while we work on the bigger episodes, each with their own leaderboard.- Drastic improvements to the editor UI, and new incentives to make and share your own levels :)Keep on golfin'-Miles @ Pixeljam. Cheap Golf Has Fully Launched!: Hello Golfers,Today marks the day we unleash SUSAN upon the world.Today is the day CHEAP GOLF leaves Early Access!The game should auto-update to version 1.0.97 (1.0.95 on Linux), and contain all 3 episodes. More are planned for 2019...Thanks for the patience and support.And if you feel like helping us boost the launch signal:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1059491318454468608Take care,-Miles @ Pixeljam. STORY MODE added!: Hello all,Due to multiple requests for this, we've added STORY MODE to the game. (Available in version 1.1 and up)Press M on the title screen to toggle between normal / story mode.Story Mode: Levels no longer have a par - you can fling as many times as you want. However, you receive no score for any level you complete in story mode.This is useful for those that want to see what SUSAN has in store for them but have gotten stuck on a particular level.SPEEDRUN MODE is coming up next! :)-Miles @ Pixeljam. Pixeljam Presents NOVA DRIFT - A Deep ARPG-SHMUP: Hello all,We're excited to announce that after almost 5 years in development, NOVA DRIFT is ready for the world to play:https://store.steampowered.com/app/858210/Nova_Drift/(Click anywhere that's NOT the 'add to cart' button for more info on the game)It's an ARPG-Styled space brawler with tons of customization options, depth and polish. Kind of like Asteroids meets Path of Exile...If you'd like to help us spread the word about launch, please RT! https://twitter.com/pixeljamgames/status/1110935441098723330We hope you love it!-Miles @ Pixeljam
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